Dates in Altona Meadows

Seeking those with a proclivity for being used as a public urinal. The proposal is:
Be sent a pin drop for a pre-arranged, outdoor meeting place.
Be able and willing to undress completely, kneel and wait.
Allow your exposed body to be ***ed on, the limits of which (ie. torso only, face, genitals, mouth etc.) being agreed upon and respected.
Part ways.