Dates in Brompton

Work from home on Fridays and with my Job being high stress it leaves me being high strung. Ideally after someone who can spare sometime throughout their day to be heard and not seen, to sit under my desk and suck the stress out of me and depending on your skill suck some years off my life. Obviously there would be more and aftercare but ideally someone who can handle having the back of their throats bruised while being trained, bruised and used as a stress reliever.