Dates in New York

I enjoy a good salad. I prefer oil and vinegar dressing to 1000 Island. If you have a salad, I would love to eat it for you. But I warn you, I am a very slow masticator, so it might take a while, if that’s all right with you. Those well-versed in kinksterness will know what I’m talking about. For those of you who do not you can always consult Doctor Google and/or Mr Duck Duck Go.