Dates in Lexington

If you like Pina Coladas,
and getting tied up again.
If I can I bend you like you're in yoga,
and give you a little sting of ***.
I'll eat that pussy until midnight,
while that body squirms and starts to shake.
Then I'm the love that you looked for,
write to me and escape.


If you don't know the Pina Colada song this wasn't as funny as it should have been. 🤷