Dates in Brooklyn

Before we can play non-negotiable:
You are to get on your knees to greet me, with your head down, eyes looking at the ground with your palms up holding my paddle.
You are then to say: “I give you my submission Sir.” we do not play till you do this.
Once I take the paddle from you, you are to stay on your knees and put on:
The straps on your risks and ankles, collar and leash.