Mann (37) Single
Old Valentine's Day Personal Ad
Sure, Valentine’s Day might be over, but I still think it’d be fun to do this:
Want to spend an evening cooking together? Maybe you’d just prance around the kitchen while I’m trying to mix or stir or measure out ingredients, distracting me, nibbling on chips and getting in my way, till I have to grab you by the shoulders, hoist you up onto the counter, and start making out with you…I might smack you around a little if you give me any trouble, wrap a hand around your throat and squeeze, watch your eyes widen in surprise...and then slide your pants off and wrench your thighs open, and add you to the dessert menu.
Message me with ideas about what we should cook/bake.
