Prof Gardener. If literature just makes you read you've missed the point. Hilarious and deadly serious are different sides of the same coin. Best to laugh though, mostly.
An escaped penguin crashed a helicopter earlier this year. Priceless.
Heres a poem I wrote about how ridiculous I am. But it could equally be about you.
Some men like annoying: women
I like: annoying women
YOU BITCH!
You make me feel.
Decapitation play.
Dinosaur fetish
Crocodile peril
Elk teasing
Marzipan
P.s A message to all creatures large and small: There's a lot of disappointment on this site. That just means you are normal . So don't let your kinks drive you crazy. Let them make life have some rawness.
Don't forget your hobbies your people or whatever it is you are best at.
We are all in this together. When I go to a club I know it's not >just< the hotties that are making the atmosphere. Really. It's everybody who a twinkle in their eye and some fire in their soul.