Have discovered a newly found interest it big breasts, was always a small fan but more recently i crave the big ones

Im honest and monogamous I, sadly have no time for time wasters, catfishers or rude people, But if you are genuine, like to chat, then great.

I like to think I’m funny but sometimes come across as a buffoon.

I’m an open book so, ask away

Getting a little fed up of time wasters , catfishers, fake profiles, snap filters and rudeness. I hoped for much more from this site

I like to think I’m funny and intelligent but usually I’m just a great big idiot

I still find the lobby overwhelming, feel like I’m interrupting.

anyway here I am, this is me ask away
k I k deeday3five7

funny story, a friend bought me some glow in the dark rubbers a while back as I am a Star Wars fan and once said it’s on my list to pretend my cock is a lightsaber (yes I am an adult but hey, life goals haha) anyway I’d forgotten about them and they are now 3 years out of date.

I told my friend Weiterlesen… and she said that they’d probably still work. I agreed to charge them under a light for an hour or too to find out.

She said she’d like to see pics if it worked!

So an hour later I popped one on and took pictures.

After sending a pic I get a reply.

“Pmsl”

Now pmsl isn’t usually the desired response when sending a dick pick

Oops !

I like to think I’m funny and intelligent but usually I’m just a great big idiot

I still find the lobby overwhelming, feel like I’m interrupting.

anyway here I am, this is me ask away
k I k deeday3five7

I am so bored of seeing snapchat filters!

I like to think I’m funny and intelligent but usually I’m just a great big idiot

I still find the lobby overwhelming, feel like I’m interrupting.

anyway here I am, this is me ask away

So I’ve been on a few hookup websites and is it me or are they all just filled with bots trying to get you to purchase credits???

I want to talk dirty to you, to know you moisten when reading what I’ll do to you perhaps you’ve set up a scenario you are waiting perhaps blindfolded as I enter the room .. let me know if you wanna know what happens next