purple monkey dishwasher

Everything will be done, from conversation to sex, with enthusiastic consent. Anything less is not worth either of our time. 


Boundaries. I have them. You should have them. They should all be respected. Lying and gaslighting will get you blocked.


I have no intention of cybering or picture Weiterlesen… swapping or exchanging bank information with any rando that glanced at my profile and didn’t bother to read it purple monkey dishwasher. Honestly I don’t know why I bothered, scammers don’t read this crap anyway.


I did a ridiculous amount of written work on what I want out of kink and relationships and I worked with mentors to make sure I had my head and heart in the right place. I know what I’m interested in pursuing and what I’m capable of giving. I’m not putting it here because it was like 20 pages total and will likely continue to change as I learn more things. Should we establish we have a connection worth pursuing, just know I come with homework because poly and kink both have the potential to do a lot of harm and I’m not fucking about. Expect things to take time, patience, a lot of discussions, questions, and negotiations.


I hope you genuinely know what you want as well. I don’t want anyone who fawns and gives in to benefit the other person without considering their own wants and needs. Speak to me openly and honestly about what you want. Be confident in your desires and fantasies! I may not be the right fit, but you won’t get what you don’t ask for, and I’m not here to kink shame!


How I identify and what it means to me:

Kinky, poly, demisexual, heteroflexible, demi-guy, switch.

Kinky - should hope so, since it’s a kink site. I’m not a lifestyle person in that I am not interested in a specific dynamic with rules so much as engaging in kinky activities and growing and learning about sexual interests. I’m fairly open to try most things, though my hard limits currently are feet, scat, and urine.

Polyamorous and open - I am open to multiple romantic and/or sexual partners at one time. And also literally at the same time if the energy is right.

Demi-sexual - more on the spectrum, but definitely bent that direction. I don’t really feel sexual urges toward people I don’t have some kind of emotional attraction to. I’m very introverted and enjoy my own company more than most people, so having sex with any rando just feels like an awkward waste of time that could be spent playing Red Dead Redemtion 2 or drawing or literally doing nothing.

Heteroflexible - I strongly strongly strongly prefer femmes (as I view femmes, not a judgement on your gender identity) with literally only one exception to date. I guarantee if you’re thinking you can change that, you cannot because that is already a personality trait I find repulsive and I will want nothing to do with you. Additional note, heteroflexible is more sexuality than romance, as I have not ever had romantic feelings for a man or masculine person.

Demi-guy - I’m mostly a dude mentally. I’m on testosterone and doing my thing to get the body that looks the way I feel. I’m pre-op and the operations I want are currently my business unless I feel we have a connection and it matters.

Switch - Top and bottom and middle because life is full of adventures.